What is the best way of making my teeth white?

Damn coffe and crap... No matter what I do or what kind of whitening strips I use, my teeth are still yellow!!! Please help me out. Being a sexy guy with yellow teeth is like a Convertible with fat smelly dudes driving it. xD
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Jack Sparrow, I've been bleaching my teeth at home for a long time with noticable results. Try it yourself. http://www.americaschoicetoday.com/Teeth-Whitening.html
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